Glimpsed through the curtain of Hamlet’s story, scrawled in the margins of Shakespeare’s play, adrift and in love, Horatio draws his breath in pain and laughter to tell the story of someone strange, fractured and jangled out of tune – himself. Is it weird to follow your situationship home for Christmas break? How can you keep your flight risk best friend safe when they make you swear a blood oath not to interfere? Can anyone see how much you’re breaking apart when they’ve decided you’re their rock to cling to?